Business Ideas for 2023 I came up with at the last minute while extremely hungover
Oh god oh no I need to publish this in the next hour or I’m a dead man. I totally forgot about all my deadlines and went out last night with some people and got absolutely wrecked. If my engagement falls my boss is going to burn my house to the ground with all my exotic saltwater fish inside it and they are my entire world.
- Use a whiteboard
Isn’t that what that is? I always see people use them for business and you probably own one somewhere. They’re perfect for writing, ideas, charts. These are essential and you need to start investing in them.
2. Cubicles are back
Can I legally use this photo? I don’t have time to find out, its a cubicle. You know what a cubicle is and they’re back. They went away but 2023 is going to be the year the cubicle comes back. All the signs are there and you’re a fool if you don’t see them.
3. Move your business into the Metoverse
2023 is the year the Metaveorse finally comes out and you need to be ready to move all your employees into it. They will need the hats and the shirts and will need a large room to all be in the Mverse at the same time as your clients, or each other? Maybe instead of that you should be inventing your own verse for business, combine the white board with this idea, I guess.
4. GIve me like 5 minutes
If I don’t make it to five things on a list my salt water fish are done for.
5. Pivot into satellite dishes
Okay hear me out, I think this one is good. You don’t see people doing new stuff with satellite dishes anymore, right? This is a big opportunity that's waiting for you to seize it. Just think, a bunch of satellite dishes on a house with your name or face or maybe a nice logo on them, that's money. Thats real $$$$ you can’t afford to lose in 2023. Get those dishes and turn them into cold, hard cash. Cash money! A game changer without equal. Okay this one is set, I need to crank out two more lists of top business retreats and vegetables you’d be surprised to learn are poison in the next 20 minutes or my fish are done for.
